Writing Critique Requested

It's called the most disgusting poem ever for a reason... you HAVE been warned.

A simple ditty. True story... I had to run for the bus and got saturated!

Family.... ahhh, sometimes they be an embarrassment!

I took an old Lorena Bobbet joke and made it into a little poem.

This is one of a series of chidren's humourous poems I am doing for a book.

This shows that Shakespeare also had a penchant for the tasteless.

Quick sick limerick about how we have to send our old crones off to homes.

Just an irreverent little poem

I live in Durban, South Africa and this city has a pretty high crime rate and the authorities aren't too competent. This light-hearted poem sums it up for me.

A Poem I wrote about everything in my life...

I'll let the poem speak of itself... (Any equality to anyones friend/relative/whatnot is purely coincidental (how it's spelled, anyway?))

This is just a tasteless poem in the style of Bill Shakespeare's sonnets that believe it or not was not really written by him

Views on life and fate from Inanimate objects

This story is about Hades and his struggles to win Persephone's heart. There may be mature content in the future, but for now, it's safe.

Hm, i have just watched Xenosaga the Animation and i got the idea of cyborg from there, the rest is my own...

This was the first poem I ever wrote. I wrote this to enter in a Neopets (I'm a member, yes) poetry contest. I lost, but everyone I know was so moved by the poem that I decided to keep it and direct it to Adoption Centers in general, and not just the Neopets one. :) Hope you like!

As is turns out, the little rat was really a gerbil. Before the girl (I believe her name is Amanda) left the park, she walked over to me and we broke out in a light conversation. I had met her before, and she told me that she was a practitioner of witchcraft, and she and her friend, Jessica, had tried turning themselves into cats, or, that’s what they told me. They also seemed very interested in the tarot deck I had brought with me the day I first met them. I tried to incorporate the whole story into my poem, and I think I did a halfway decent job. This author’s note is simply to tie up loose ends. And no, the gerbil did not think it was a cat, the girl did.

This is for all the fighting soldiers at Iraq.

This poem...I kinda feel bad writing about, because I ripped off the idea from some other poem I had read in a book with a whole bunch of Teen Poetry. I didn't plagerize! Don't get me wrong, I just kinda...stole the general idea of the poem and made it my own. :( I hope no one hates me for it. You'll probably hate me for having a longer summary than the poem itself is, though. o.O

Another poem. I had been talking to a friend who had been having some 'love troubles' and I was inspired to write this poem. I was starting to show feelings of my own for someone, too. But I'm over that now. I think...O.o;