Chapter 1: Chapter 1
The Most Disgusting Poem Ever
There's naught in this world as delicious and sweet
As the dry crusty bunions on an old codger's feet
They're arid and crispy and taste vaguely of yeast
I eat fifty-five bunions a weekend, at least
I visit old folks' homes just for the treat
Of munching the bunions off old people's feet
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