Chapter 1: Oh I Burnt My Poor Bottom
"O I Burnt My Poor Bottom Whilst Lighting My Farts"
O I burnt my poor bottom whilst lighting my farts
For my Zippo was too fill'd with gas
Large blisters arose in my neth'rest of parts
And there's scorch marks all o'er my ass
When in need of relief and I must go number two
I'm forbidden to wipe, merely blot
I must oft smear my rear with antiseptic goo
To prevent my bum sores going to pot
I feel as though I have the worst case of piles
Than any one man ever saw
I'm done lighting farts at least for a while
For my sphincter is painfully raw
From this comes a wisdom I have to impart
Don't fill up your Zippo 'fore lighting a fart
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