The Bobbet Joke Song: Chapter 1

The Bobbet Joke Song

 

Do you remember

When Wayne Bobbet's member

Finally went too far

'cause Lorena Bobbet

Did detach it and lob it

Out the window of her car

 

 

It hit the windscreen of the car behind

And ricocheted off with a splat

Little Johnny in the passenger seat said

"Daddy, what the hell was that?!"

 

 

His father, embarrassed to tell him the truth

Said, "'Twas a fly that hit our windscreen"

The boy replied, "Dad, that bloody fly had

The biggest pecker that I've ever seen!"