Suspicions Of Infidelity: Chapter 1

Suspicions Of Infidelity

O I'm sure that my missus is sleeping around

I can tell by the smile on her face

You'd be shocked at all the used condoms I've found

Just scattered all over the place

 

O I'm sure that my wife is cheating on me

I came home early one day last week

I found a man naked upon my settee

He said he'd been fixing a leak

 

O I'm sure that she's getting a lot on the side

My house smells like sperm and male sweat

There are so many place for people to hide

And the mattress is constantly wet