The Ugliest Sweater

Posted Jan 8, 2023, 5:45:45 PM UTC

This is the ugliest sweater in existence. The color of discarded rubber gloves. The texture of wool matted together by the sludge of puddles. It looks hideous.

The reason is because Thalia found this thing near a dumpster she was flying over, and for some reason, decided to try it out before tossing it. "So this is what it's like to wear clothes."


The most important thing to note here is that this is the WRONG way to wear an ugly sweater! The neck hole unused, and only one sleeve containing a limb, this is not how sweaters are typically designed to be worn.



This life hack turns any long-sleeve into a turtleneck in an instant.


Tends to only work if you have an oddly long and skinny neck.


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  • Jan 17, 2023, 1:56:49 AM UTC
    Hahaha I love this. What a funny concept.
    The detail on her feathers is insane :o
  • Jan 9, 2023, 6:10:01 PM UTC
    So, the way you draw Thalia's expression reminds me of Viziepop's style like Helluva Boss.
    • Jan 10, 2023, 2:49:47 PM UTC
      I’ll take that as a compliment, hehe! I love drawing cartoony expressions; exaggerating her face makes it more expressive since though real birds don’t have facial expressions like humans do.
  • Jan 9, 2023, 1:23:22 AM UTC
    Hahaaa love this! I giggled out loud when I saw her head through the armhole, and I laughed even more when I read the description XD

    I mean, if she isn't warm enough already (being a flamey fiery phoenix), this sweater does seem to provide decent coverage and warmth...
    • Jan 10, 2023, 2:53:29 PM UTC
      Aaaa thank you!! I’m glad this little shenanigan made you laugh, that is the highest praise XD

      And true, I guess with phoenixes, the hotter the better! However, there’s a good chance this sweater disintegrated into a pile of blackened ash shortly after Laughing
  • Jan 8, 2023, 9:25:01 PM UTC
    This may not be how sweaters are meant to be worn, but gosh darn if she doesn't make it look super cozy!
    • Jan 8, 2023, 9:33:22 PM UTC
      Thank you! Who knew sticking your head down the wrong hole in a sweater would yield such cozy results? Grin