The Ugliest Sweater

This is the ugliest sweater in existence. The color of discarded rubber gloves. The texture of wool matted together by the sludge of puddles. It looks hideous.

The reason is because Thalia found this thing near a dumpster she was flying over, and for some reason, decided to try it out before tossing it. "So this is what it's like to wear clothes."

The most important thing to note here is that this is the WRONG way to wear an ugly sweater! The neck hole unused, and only one sleeve containing a limb, this is not how sweaters are typically designed to be worn.

However!

This life hack turns any long-sleeve into a turtleneck in an instant.

Tends to only work if you have an oddly long and skinny neck.