Name: Mike (the Unicorn)

Age: 7 years (~25)

Species: Hanoverian horse; acquired unicorn characteristics

Hair color: black

Eye color: brown, light blue

Height: 16.3 hh

What do you get when a horse is struck by lighting?

A talking unicorn, apparently.

Skeleton horses? What? No! Anyway...

Despite the blood that courses through his veins, Mike is a hot-headed stallion first and foremost. He is stubborn, bold, and proud, and he speaks his mind louder than anyone would like. His tongue often seems to be filthier than a dungheap, and calling him a potty mouth is quite an understatement.

Some say that the dappled stallion is all bark, and no bite - but one shouldn't trust such statements. While it's difficult to differentiate real threats from the dirty slander when it comes to the garbage Mike spews, he is easily angered. A grudge well fattened is more than likely to turn spit into spears.

You don't want to know how an equine might be able to handle a minigun.