Comment 11656

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sairsha
Aug 9, 2005, 9:37:42 AM UTC
Andopholus! My favourite stalker. And by favourite, I mean the only one I haven't let my dad capture and torture yet. Evil Ah yes, the old "steal a girl's credit card details, that'll make her happy" gimmick.... you rogue!

I'd be careful in that barn, the chickens are rabid this time of year...

Yes, my very random mind! Careful, next time you stick your hand in there, you might come out with something bigger and nastier than a goldfish... I have been thinking of drawing sharks lately.. *dun dun dun!* Dibs on Andy's mangled remains! I'll dry and stretch you out and use you as a tablecloth.

No no, not Thundercats... he's actually playing ACDC's "Thunderstruck".... quite the talented fox. If you ask him nicely he might play some Metallica or Guns & Roses for you.

Comment ID 11656

[Art] Smishy
Guestie
Aug 10, 2005, 12:59:00 AM UTC on [Art] Smishy
I thought he looked a bit like a thrash metal kind of fox it has to be said... But the true test of a rocking fox must surely be... can he play Mmmbop by Hanson? Now there's some lyrical genius! In fact I think Hanson music has actually been proven to mollify sharks... or was it that it deove them into the rabid grip of bloodlust fever?... Hmmm.... might as well try it anyway, better than spending the rest of my life as a tablecloth for the 45 strong Billson Brigade to chow down on... unless you're having curry obviously, then I couldn't think of a better job!

Marvellous!

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  • sairsha
    Aug 10, 2005, 2:06:54 PM UTC
    Hanson! Ack! I had actually forgotten about that band... ignorance was bliss! Ai ai my brain.... *twitch* *convulsion* *twitch*

    Mmmmmmbut anyway.... Oh c'mon! You don't want to be a tablecloth? You'd be well treated! And by well treated I mean you'd be tossed into the laundry after being the recepient of many various and wonderful spills of food stuffs and sometimes other interesting things! It's a good life... for an inanimate object.
    • Guestie
      Aug 11, 2005, 3:13:01 AM UTC
      What other 'interesting things' might get spilt on me...? This sounds most ominous. And just when I was about to apply for a tablecloth job over here as well!
      • sairsha
        Aug 11, 2005, 1:08:07 PM UTC
        Tablecloth job, eh? Sounds fun. You get to lie around all day and look pretty... you're qualified for that, aren't you?

        As for the... "interesting" things... just let your imagination run wild on that one.
        • Guestie
          Aug 12, 2005, 1:23:31 AM UTC
          Well I'm quite qualified for the lying around bit but I think the hideous facial mutations and deformities kinda rule out the pretty part... Damn my flesh eating viruses!

          *tries to let imagination run wild* Aaaaaarrrrhhhgghhh!!! I'm not doing that again in a hurry....
          • sairsha
            Aug 12, 2005, 12:21:40 PM UTC
            Well... I have a talent for justifying anything and everything, so let's just say you're pretty compared to... a troll's butt. Or a banshee's toenails. Orrr...... A festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast.

            Aha! Your mind too much for you, eh? I usually keep mine civil and obedient by beating it repeatedly throughout the day with a rusty piece of stovepipe. Yours might need something a little more brutal... but that's just a guess. Wacko
            • Guestie
              Aug 15, 2005, 7:21:41 AM UTC
              A festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast.... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... I would cry with joy if I wasn't such a rock hard tough guy type fella... no, I'm not wearing women's underwear!
              • sairsha
                Aug 16, 2005, 4:21:08 AM UTC
                Well I'm glad I could compliment you in such a sincere and well-meaning manner.

                Womans underwear? What what? Have you been raiding my underwear drawer again? Mad
                • Guestie
                  Aug 16, 2005, 4:33:58 AM UTC
                  Indeed! And never have I seen such a fine collection of skiddy granny-pants, you should be very proud...
                  • sairsha
                    Aug 16, 2005, 8:02:24 AM UTC
                    Ah yes! My granny-pannies collection... it took me years to build it up, perusing garage sales and dusty old antiques stores... one of these days I'll call the Guinness book of world records and see if I can't get my name and a picture in there somewheres.
                    • Guestie
                      Aug 17, 2005, 3:41:00 AM UTC
                      Well, as the current record holder, I can tell you that you'll need over 3000 pants... plus a fine collection of granny-thongs. Best of luck.
                      • sairsha
                        Aug 17, 2005, 4:20:23 PM UTC
                        Ach, too much trouble! I got better things to do then count panties all day..... I couldn't imagine working in a pantie factory. That would suck! I pity the poor souls who work in such a hellhole... *shudder* Sick
                        • Guestie
                          Aug 18, 2005, 12:32:21 AM UTC
                          That's where I work!! it's my dream job hactually... Why I aughta!
                          • sairsha
                            Aug 18, 2005, 11:57:53 AM UTC
                            Bwehehehhehe..... Evil Ah, crushing people's spirits and mocking their dreams... two of my favourite pastimes.