A festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast.... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... I would cry with joy if I wasn't such a rock hard tough guy type fella... no, I'm not wearing women's underwear!
Ah yes! My granny-pannies collection... it took me years to build it up, perusing garage sales and dusty old antiques stores... one of these days I'll call the Guinness book of world records and see if I can't get my name and a picture in there somewheres.
Ach, too much trouble! I got better things to do then count panties all day..... I couldn't imagine working in a pantie factory. That would suck! I pity the poor souls who work in such a hellhole... *shudder*