Comment 12206

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Aug 12, 2005, 12:21:40 PM UTC
Well... I have a talent for justifying anything and everything, so let's just say you're pretty compared to... a troll's butt. Or a banshee's toenails. Orrr...... A festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast.

Aha! Your mind too much for you, eh? I usually keep mine civil and obedient by beating it repeatedly throughout the day with a rusty piece of stovepipe. Yours might need something a little more brutal... but that's just a guess. Wacko

Comment ID 12206

[Art] Smishy
Aug 15, 2005, 7:21:41 AM UTC on [Art] Smishy
A festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast.... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... I would cry with joy if I wasn't such a rock hard tough guy type fella... no, I'm not wearing women's underwear!

Replies

  • Aug 16, 2005, 4:21:08 AM UTC
    Well I'm glad I could compliment you in such a sincere and well-meaning manner.

    Womans underwear? What what? Have you been raiding my underwear drawer again? Mad
    • Aug 16, 2005, 4:33:58 AM UTC
      Indeed! And never have I seen such a fine collection of skiddy granny-pants, you should be very proud...
      • Aug 16, 2005, 8:02:24 AM UTC
        Ah yes! My granny-pannies collection... it took me years to build it up, perusing garage sales and dusty old antiques stores... one of these days I'll call the Guinness book of world records and see if I can't get my name and a picture in there somewheres.
        • Aug 17, 2005, 3:41:00 AM UTC
          Well, as the current record holder, I can tell you that you'll need over 3000 pants... plus a fine collection of granny-thongs. Best of luck.
          • Aug 17, 2005, 4:20:23 PM UTC
            Ach, too much trouble! I got better things to do then count panties all day..... I couldn't imagine working in a pantie factory. That would suck! I pity the poor souls who work in such a hellhole... *shudder* Sick
            • Aug 18, 2005, 12:32:21 AM UTC
              That's where I work!! it's my dream job hactually... Why I aughta!
              • Aug 18, 2005, 11:57:53 AM UTC
                Bwehehehhehe..... Evil Ah, crushing people's spirits and mocking their dreams... two of my favourite pastimes.