Comment 11877

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Guestie
Aug 11, 2005, 3:13:01 AM UTC
What other 'interesting things' might get spilt on me...? This sounds most ominous. And just when I was about to apply for a tablecloth job over here as well!

Comment ID 11877

[Art] Smishy
sairsha
Aug 11, 2005, 1:08:07 PM UTC on [Art] Smishy
Tablecloth job, eh? Sounds fun. You get to lie around all day and look pretty... you're qualified for that, aren't you?

As for the... "interesting" things... just let your imagination run wild on that one.

Replies

  • Guestie
    Aug 12, 2005, 1:23:31 AM UTC
    Well I'm quite qualified for the lying around bit but I think the hideous facial mutations and deformities kinda rule out the pretty part... Damn my flesh eating viruses!

    *tries to let imagination run wild* Aaaaaarrrrhhhgghhh!!! I'm not doing that again in a hurry....
    • sairsha
      Aug 12, 2005, 12:21:40 PM UTC
      Well... I have a talent for justifying anything and everything, so let's just say you're pretty compared to... a troll's butt. Or a banshee's toenails. Orrr...... A festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast.

      Aha! Your mind too much for you, eh? I usually keep mine civil and obedient by beating it repeatedly throughout the day with a rusty piece of stovepipe. Yours might need something a little more brutal... but that's just a guess. Wacko
      • Guestie
        Aug 15, 2005, 7:21:41 AM UTC
        A festering wound on the back of an overgrown slug-beast.... that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me... I would cry with joy if I wasn't such a rock hard tough guy type fella... no, I'm not wearing women's underwear!
        • sairsha
          Aug 16, 2005, 4:21:08 AM UTC
          Well I'm glad I could compliment you in such a sincere and well-meaning manner.

          Womans underwear? What what? Have you been raiding my underwear drawer again? Mad
          • Guestie
            Aug 16, 2005, 4:33:58 AM UTC
            Indeed! And never have I seen such a fine collection of skiddy granny-pants, you should be very proud...
            • sairsha
              Aug 16, 2005, 8:02:24 AM UTC
              Ah yes! My granny-pannies collection... it took me years to build it up, perusing garage sales and dusty old antiques stores... one of these days I'll call the Guinness book of world records and see if I can't get my name and a picture in there somewheres.
              • Guestie
                Aug 17, 2005, 3:41:00 AM UTC
                Well, as the current record holder, I can tell you that you'll need over 3000 pants... plus a fine collection of granny-thongs. Best of luck.
                • sairsha
                  Aug 17, 2005, 4:20:23 PM UTC
                  Ach, too much trouble! I got better things to do then count panties all day..... I couldn't imagine working in a pantie factory. That would suck! I pity the poor souls who work in such a hellhole... *shudder* Sick
                  • Guestie
                    Aug 18, 2005, 12:32:21 AM UTC
                    That's where I work!! it's my dream job hactually... Why I aughta!
                    • sairsha
                      Aug 18, 2005, 11:57:53 AM UTC
                      Bwehehehhehe..... Evil Ah, crushing people's spirits and mocking their dreams... two of my favourite pastimes.