Indeed. She just screams out Phwaar? huh? Did I even spell that right? Heaven's no, I forgot an "a." DOh! She is pretty dang cute though huh? But perhaps she should close her mouth before the bugs fly in.
maybe she's providing a bug collection service?.. she could even charge... 50p a bug and £1 for a bee... hey, that's quite a good idea... right, I'm off to the patent office... filthy rich here I come!
*ponders for a moment* By George, I think you've got something here. She can be like my very own little bug net thingy. I hate bees. *shudders* I am such a girl. But uh... how much is 50p in American money? I am only newly baptized British love. And I still have much to grasp in the ways of the British. Do you think it is wrong of us to exploit her like this? Well if we become rich who cares, huh? Love ya muchly. *hugs*
Exploitation of small people with blue hair is what both our nations are built upon! Society compells... nay, demands that we exploit this poor innocent bee catching prodigy to make ourselves filthy rich... So I'll pin her down, you selotape her mouth open and we'll stick her on the roof of your car and see what flies in!
50p in dollars...? not a scooby m'dear! Lets say... 25 cents... or maybe 2 bucks (note my excellent use of american slang there... ) God knows... I would ask someone but can't be bothered... plus I'm surrounded by morons.
Heehee You made me giggle. So anyway luv, do you mean that if she were a tall blue haired person, we wouldn't be able to exploit her? Thank goodness for small people. I, myself, am small. But it is only because I am afraid of heights. Anywhoo, I saw your excellent use of our American slang in your sentence there. I must say I am very impressed. I never knew you had it in ya. I should give you a sticker or something. As for being surrounded by morons, I am sorry my dear. Do you want me to come and kick them in the shins? I can't kick much higher. >_< And Andy dear... ummm, I just looked at your little profile pictures and remind me dear to stay away from you when you are either drinking or toting an axe while drinking. That poor computer. Cheers lovie.
Poor computer, my arse! The bloody thing had it coming... shouldn't have tried to attack me should it?! Now it knows who's boss!!
Yep, get over here shortstuff and hick some moronic ankles... that'll learn em! How short are you then m'dear, are we talking oompa loompa or hobbit? I'm hoping around 4'5"... just to make the wedding photos more amusing... I'm 6'7"... You could sit on my back like Master Blaster! Genius...
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Mar 26, 2006, 10:07:21 AM UTC
Oh you poor thing Andy! Well I now see that you were just an innocent victim of circumstance. I, myself, have never been attacked by a computer, but I have been attacked by my computer desk and have the bruises on my legs to prove it. >_< I was going to do some damage to it as well, but alas, I didn't have an axe. May I borrow yours? As for my shortness, ahem, I prefer the term "vertically challenged" (giggles). I am actually 5 foot 3. You should put me in one of those taffy pullers and stretch me out. So with you being 6 foot 7 (by the way are you really 6'7? Because you are like extremely tall then ) then I am sure our wedding photos would be quite amusing indeed. Perhaps we can get a few of our hair critters to be the ring bearer and flower girl. As for me riding on your back like a master blaster,uh... you sure are kinky huh?
Uh, why the hell did it say I am anonymous? I haven't used that name since I was a wee thing. Anywhoo, that anonymous message was mine dangit. But here it is again anyway in all of its glory... ahem:
Oh you poor thing Andy! Well I now see that you were just an innocent victim of circumstance. I, myself, have never been attacked by a computer, but I have been attacked by my computer desk and have the bruises on my legs to prove it. >_< I was going to do some damage to it as well, but alas, I didn't have an axe. May I borrow yours? As for my shortness, ahem, I prefer the term "vertically challenged" (giggles). I am actually 5 foot 3. You should put me in one of those taffy pullers and stretch me out. So with you being 6 foot 7 (by the way are you really 6'7? Because you are like extremely tall then ) then I am sure our wedding photos would be quite amusing indeed. Perhaps we can get a few of our hair critters to be the ring bearer and flower girl. As for me riding on your back like a master blaster,uh... you sure are kinky huh?
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50p in dollars...? not a scooby m'dear! Lets say... 25 cents... or maybe 2 bucks (note my excellent use of american slang there... ) God knows... I would ask someone but can't be bothered... plus I'm surrounded by morons.
Yep, get over here shortstuff and hick some moronic ankles... that'll learn em! How short are you then m'dear, are we talking oompa loompa or hobbit? I'm hoping around 4'5"... just to make the wedding photos more amusing... I'm 6'7"... You could sit on my back like Master Blaster! Genius...
As for my shortness, ahem, I prefer the term "vertically challenged" (giggles). I am actually 5 foot 3. You should put me in one of those taffy pullers and stretch me out. So with you being 6 foot 7 (by the way are you really 6'7? Because you are like extremely tall then
Oh you poor thing Andy! Well I now see that you were just an innocent victim of circumstance.
As for my shortness, ahem, I prefer the term "vertically challenged" (giggles). I am actually 5 foot 3. You should put me in one of those taffy pullers and stretch me out. So with you being 6 foot 7 (by the way are you really 6'7? Because you are like extremely tall then