Comment 28108
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Poor computer, my arse! The bloody thing had it coming... shouldn't have tried to attack me should it?! Now it knows who's boss!!
Yep, get over here shortstuff and hick some moronic ankles... that'll learn em! How short are you then m'dear, are we talking oompa loompa or hobbit? I'm hoping around 4'5"... just to make the wedding photos more amusing... I'm 6'7"... You could sit on my back like Master Blaster! Genius...
Yep, get over here shortstuff and hick some moronic ankles... that'll learn em! How short are you then m'dear, are we talking oompa loompa or hobbit? I'm hoping around 4'5"... just to make the wedding photos more amusing... I'm 6'7"... You could sit on my back like Master Blaster! Genius...
Comment ID 28108
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Oh you poor thing Andy! Well I now see that you were just an innocent victim of circumstance. 
I, myself, have never been attacked by a computer, but I have been attacked by my computer desk and have the bruises on my legs to prove it. >_< I was going to do some damage to it as well, but alas, I didn't have an axe. May I borrow yours?
As for my shortness, ahem, I prefer the term "vertically challenged" (giggles). I am actually 5 foot 3. You should put me in one of those taffy pullers and stretch me out. So with you being 6 foot 7 (by the way are you really 6'7? Because you are like extremely tall then
) then I am sure our wedding photos would be quite amusing indeed. Perhaps we can get a few of our hair critters to be the ring bearer and flower girl. As for me riding on your back like a master blaster,uh... you sure are kinky huh? 
I, myself, have never been attacked by a computer, but I have been attacked by my computer desk and have the bruises on my legs to prove it. >_< I was going to do some damage to it as well, but alas, I didn't have an axe. May I borrow yours? As for my shortness, ahem, I prefer the term "vertically challenged" (giggles). I am actually 5 foot 3. You should put me in one of those taffy pullers and stretch me out. So with you being 6 foot 7 (by the way are you really 6'7? Because you are like extremely tall then
) then I am sure our wedding photos would be quite amusing indeed. Perhaps we can get a few of our hair critters to be the ring bearer and flower girl. As for me riding on your back like a master blaster,uh... you sure are kinky huh?
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