Chapter 1: Chapter 1
There was something rather different about that day. Archie wasnât quite sure what to make of it. In the city, roses were everywhere, crimson red as fresh blood. Everyone was obsessed, either buying them or receiving them. So very often the transaction of giving the flower was returned with great affection and a mashing of faces together. Archie did not fully understand that part. Were they attempting to share food? If so, they were doing it very wrong. They werenât even making the appropriate WARBLEFLARGGHBLE noises while receiving watered down sustenance lovingly warmed in their partners crop!
âItâs called a kiss.â Enceladus explained, too busy with a complex puzzle ball in her talon to even look up at the enquiring Tyto. âI donât really think it is something easily emulated without lipsâŚ. Well. I suppose your face is pretty flat, maybe you can. Oh, never mind. I think your eyes would get in the way before your beak does.â
Archie figured Enceladus was doing that âsarcasmâ thing again, so he let the comment glide like water off his back. Not that he had much of a choice, heâd rather already begun to forget the unnecessary parts of the conversation as he mulled about in his own thoughts.
âWhy they do?â
The Corva sighed, frustrated both with the puzzle and line of questioning. She sat the half-solved orb puzzle and turned to the Tyto. âItâs a sign of affection⌠a way to say that you love someone. Humans put a very large emphasis on bonds they make together.â
âHow you do?â Archie tilted his head to the side to regard the older bird with eager curiosity.
âOh⌠well. I suppose itâs a little similar to humans, but many Corva like to rub the sides of our beaks together if we are quite serious about things.â
âArchie have Corva Kiss?â
Enceladus recoiled. âOH. By Galyx, you sweet dear⌠no. I very much donât want to do that with you.â
The tyto visibly deflated, and she felt rather quickly bad about it. âArchie.. I like you very much a friend. That⌠is more something Iâd want to do with someone Iâd want to build a nest with. You⌠get a hatchling kiss.â Leaning in, she preened the feathers on the top of his head.
The dejected Archie purred with delight, reaching down to nip at Enceladusâ toes. âI gib Archie-kiss.â
Enceladus sighed. âYou are too pure for this world, Archie.â
Archie chirped in delight and turned tail, set to leave Enceladusâ roost. The Corva called after him. âWhere are you off to?â
âGib Colette Archie-kisses.â And with that, he dropped like a stone from the high perch, his wings opening just enough to make his crash landing toward the ground to make his precarious landing not disastrous.
âOh, thatâs nice.â She responded distractedly, picking up the puzzle orb again. For several moments she went back to her business until a mental image dawned on her. Tiny little human Colette, at the mercy of bumbling, not-so-little in comparison, trying to âkissâ her with a sharp beak.
âOh, heâs going to bite her toes offâŚâ she said to herself, a little wave of panic setting in. The puzzle fell to the bottom of her roost as she took off to save her human companion. It didnât take long to find them, because she heard the increasingly frantic voice of Colette calling for her.
They were behind the barn, where Colette had been cleaning their riding tack, with Archie looming ominously over the human with his back to Enceladus and his entire body obscuring the scene. She slowly walked around them, startled to find Coletteâs entire head encompassed ever-so-gently between Archieâs beak as his tongue licked her curly blonde hair into a disgusting mat.
At the sight of her trusted Corva, Colette laughed nervously. âOh, Enceladus! Please tell me what on earth heâs doing?â
âKithâ Archie stated bluntly, seeming pleased with himself.
âArchie, buddy, you need to stop kissing Colette. Sheâs tiny, and squishy. And thatâs her skull which is a very IMPORTANT part of human anatomy, for the love of Galyx please just let her go!â
He let out a sad whine and let the human go, a little tendril of drool following his beak as he retreated. Colette reached up in disgusted horror to pat at her drool-caked hair. âI uh. Yeah. Iâm going to⌠wash my hair now. Love you too, Archie. But please⌠next time. Hugs only.â
The two stryx stood in silence while the mildly traumatized human wandered back into the house. Once the door shut, Enceladus sighed. âArchie, NO using beaks on human skulls. They are basically bags of pudding, they are DELICATE.â
He dipped his head, thoroughly chastised. âArchie no hurt. Archie careful.â
âYeah.. yeah I know you are, buddy. That still doesnât keep Colette from thinking she was about to become Archie-lunch though.â
âArchie not much for pudding.â
âI.. was that a joke?â
Archie blinked, one eyelid lagging a full second behind the other.
The Corva shook her head in dismissal. âEither way, letâs take a suggestion from Colette and just keep affection strictly to non-kissing⌠No toe-kissing either. Youâre liable to take the whole foot off. Human toes are much tinier and squishier than stryx toes.
âArchie think humans hard to understand.â
She chuckled, putting her wing around Archieâs shoulder. âOh, my little portly friend, you are absolutely not the first Stryx to think that.â Giving him a familial little pat, she let her wing fall back into place along her side and began to walk away. âCome on then, letâs go find Muerta and give her a little toe-nibble while she sleeps to scare her awake.â
âMerry-ta may not like?â
âEeehh sheâs the new kid on the block, a little pestering will do her good. Remember how you got that sack of weasels put in your roost when you first got here?â
âWas you?â
âWell, it certainly wasnât Saint Klaus, buddy.â
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