Surprise: Surprise

“And why am I here with you again? Please give me a good reason, Kadaj, so that I don't hit you…”

Kadaj rolled his eyes at his boyfriend. “Oh please, Vincent, stop being so negative! You agreed not to act like this. Now be quiet and walk, we're almost there.” Vincent rolled his eyes, but kept walking.

Today was their 6-year anniversary. Yes, 6 long years of this. 6 really, really, really long years of bickering and arguing…and other things (that I will not mention at this moment in time).

Kadaj speed his pace up a tad bit, almost skipping in the direction of which Vincent had no clue as to where they were going. The only thing Kadaj had informed him of when he agreed to this was that it was a surprise.

He hated surprises.

Especially when Kadaj was the one planning them.

'Oh the fun…' Vincent though sourly, while stuffing his hands in his jean pockets. `I wonder where we're going.'

Kadaj turned to face Vincent, silver hair flipping with the breeze as he did so. “Hurry up, Vinny! God, your so slow today! What's on your mind, hm?” Kadaj linked his arm through Vincent's and tugged him to go faster. People on the street paid them no mind as they past, having known the two for many years.

It was a small town and only people visiting from the bigger cities would stop and ask questions.

”I have many things on my mind at the moment. Like where, for one, are you taking me that has you so giddy.” Vincent replied looking at the smaller man. “Kadaj I swear if you are talking me to the same place you took my last year-“

”No, no. I know your still mad about that so I decided not to go down that path again. No, we're going somewhere special, I swear on Loz's empty head that we are not going to the Karaoke Strip Club.” Kadaj grinned at the memories that fill his head. Vincent had been so pissed because he had signed the big guy up to sing `Stars Are Blind' by Paris Hilton.

That didn't go over well. Let just say Kadaj slept on the couch that night.

Stopping a crosswalk sign, Vincent looked around at the stores. This was the adult district. Well now he had a bit of a clue, but the rest was still a mystery.

The light went white, signaling for them to walk across.

Instead of walking, Vincent was dragged across.

”Kadaj would you slow down for god sakes. I have feet, I can walk on my own” he scowled. Kadaj turned his azure-green eyes to the taller man.

”Well maybe if you walked properly and didn't drag your feet then I wouldn't have to drag you!”

”I do not drag my feet. I just prefer to walk slow and not so…dainty and quick, unlike you.”

”How am I dainty? You must be mistaking me for Yazoo, because I am most currently not dainty.”

”What ever you say dear…”

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Kadaj continued to drag him to where he wanted to go. Eventually coming to a store, Kadaj disappeared into it; leaving Vincent by his lonesome out side. When he came out he had a box under his arm.

Then, once again, Vincent was dragged home.
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”No.”

”Please?”

”No.”

”But you promised!”

”I did no such thing…”

”You did too you jerk! Now put what's in the box on!”

”I refuse.”

Kadaj stomped his foot like a child. His fist balled and face red. This was getting frustrating. Vincent would NOT put what was in the box on and it was making him mad. Grabbing a stole, Kadaj stood on it to try and come eye to eye with maroon orbs.

”Vincent Grimoire Valentine! Must you be so difficult?!” he yelled at Vincent's nose.

Vincent's eye twitched in annoyance. If it wasn't for the fact that Kadaj was his love then he would have knocked him a few good ones. He knew he was difficult, but he had a pretty good idea of what was in “the box” and they was no way in hell he was wearing it.

”Yes, I must, because I am not putting what ever in this box on. No way in hell!”

Kadaj signed.

It was time for the last resort. The one thing Vinny couldn't say no to. The look.

Pathetically, but cutely, Kadaj looked up. Vincent looked down. Big azure-green eyes stared up at him. A pout was pulling at the corners of Kadaj's mouth and his eyes began to water.

”No…”

”Please, Vinny-poo. For me?” Kadaj pouted out. His eyes watered even more. Vincent tried to back up, but Kadaj had him against the wall. Vincent twitched. Damn. He was trapped.

He sighed in defeat.

”Finnee…just…stop with the look because it's creeping me out…”

Kadaj silently cheered. `The “look” always works!' Even when Vinny was in a pissy mood Kadaj could, in a way, bend him over to do his biding...

Kadaj backed up. “Now, march your leather wearing ass in the bathroom and put it on! And warn me before you come out too.”

Vincent raised a brow. “Uh…. Why?”

”Because I said so! NOW GO!” Kadaj screeched. Vincent shot the shorter man a skeptical glance and then slowly backed away and ran to the bathroom. Kadaj sighed.

'Now, time for me to change' and with an evil grin, Kadaj pulled out a second box from under the bed.

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”Kadaj! You are a dead man!” yelled Vincent from the bathroom. He was not pleased with what Kadaj made him put on. It was hot, yes, but it was just down right uncomfortable.

Flashback

Vincent closed the door. Man Kadaj could be scary sometimes. Sighing for the fifth time in ten minutes, Vincent put the box on the counter and pulled open the ribbon.

”Lets see what the damage is, shall we?” he muttered to him self. Taking the lid off, Vincent inspected the damage and twitched.


The first thing he saw was a pair of black leather pants. Slowly he pulled them out and had a look at them. His eye twitched, which was becoming an annoying habit today.

They looked like hakama's…but tight… and leathery.

The next thing he had pulled was a man thong.

…twitch… 'That kinky little…'

The thong was black and, guess what, leather. Vincent rolled his eyes.

The last article that was in the box was… a vest? Well it looked like one… sort of.

It was, of course, leather. It was a bloody red in color and it did up with three straps in the back. The front had made it look like a wife beater.

He just had to agree to going along with it. This was going to kill him in the end.

He started to dress.

End of Flash

Opening the door, Vincent didn't notice the dim lights. Walking down the hall, he called out.

”I'm coming out whether or not you want me to, Kadaj!”

”Ok! Come out if you really want to Vinny! I'm ready!” came a reply.

Vincent started to turn the corner, “What do you mean you re---“, and came face to face with a unforgettable scene…


AN:(I could be a bitch and stop here, Rhii, but then you'd come down here and slap me ^-^)


…there stood Kadaj, looking more feminine then he had ever before.

Vincent stood there shocked…and a bit afraid.

”Happy anniversary Vinny-poo!” Kadaj said striking a pose with an evil looking crop behind his back and a Cheshire cat grin on his face. Gloved hands had a tight grip on the crop, making it look like he was leaning on a ledge. He stood a bit taller then normal with the stiletto looking heels he had on his feet. He legs were smooth, from his obsession with leather pants. On he's waist he wore a gray skirt and a belt that had a…tail…on it.

Vincent's eyes traveled up to Kadaj's “shirt”.

It looked like something from Victoria Secrets. It stopped above his belly button and was black with red strips. Black lace was crossed over red fabric and there was two fabric pieces on his shoulders.

On Kadaj's head sat a pair of black and red cat ears.

“Uh…” was all he could say.

”Well, Vinny, what do you think?” Kadaj smirked, taking a few steps forward. Vincent's mouth opened and closed, no words coming out. Kadaj put on a cute expression, making Vincent wonder.

Kadaj began to circle his prey.

”Well? Have anything to say, dear?” Kadaj ran the crop along the skin on Vincent's back, noticing the small shiver the dark haired man let off. He dragged the whip up and down Vincent's shoulders and arms, watching goose bumps form across the pale skin. The muscle in Vinny's arms tensed and relaxed with each stroke of the crop and Kadaj was enjoying every minute of it.

Kadaj reached up and untied Vincent's headband, watching as his naturally messy hair fall and became a bit longer. Black tumbled over his shoulders and Kadaj couldn't resist running his fingers thru it, even with the gloves on.

”Kadaj…Stop teasing…” Vincent whispered. Kadaj put on a small pout and moved to stand in front of Mr. Tall-Dark-And-Handsome.

Standing as tall as he could, Kadaj put his mouth near Vincent's ear and whispered.

”You know you like it when I tease you, Vinny, because deep down, it turns you on…” Kadaj ran his tongue along the shell of Vincent's ear. The taller man shuddered, and he head fell forwards, giving Kadaj better access. Kadaj took the opportunity to take the man's earlobe between his lips.

Vincent groaned at this.

Kadaj smiled with the lobe still between his teeth.

”Vincent, your so easy…” he's breath tickling the man's ear. Vincent shuddered again, eyes closing to half lid and silently glaring at Kadaj's head.

”Shut up, I am not.” He groaned out.

”Are too, you puss” Kadaj removed his lips from Vincent's ear and moved them across his jaw. From his jaw Kadaj kissed his way to Vincent's chin and then up.

Kadaj took Vincent's lower lip between his teeth and lightly tugged. They stared into each other's eyes and then Vincent smirked. Crashing his lips on to Kadaj's, Vincent shocked the poor boy at first.

Kadaj moaned at the pressure of Vincent's demanding mouth and parted his lips slightly, allowing Vincent's tongue to tangle with his own. After about a minute, Kadaj pulled back.

”Now-now, its my time to play, you can have yours after.”

Vincent gave him a look that said, “You have to be kidding me” and sighed. “Just this once.” He said.

Kadaj giggle and clapped his hands together with an evil smile dancing its way across his face.

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Why had he let him do this?

Being gagged was fun and all but also being tied to a bed with a cheese-and-cracker-eating teaser sitting on his stomach was not fun at all.

Kadaj looked down at the narrowed maroon orbs that glared at him.

”Aw does Vincey-poo want a bite?” Kadaj lowered a cracker to Vincent's gagged mouth.

”Auk uw Kwdaj, thwts jwst cruwl…” Vincent muttered out. Kadaj giggled and ate the cracker he had been holding out.

”What was that Vinny? I can't hear you, speak up.”

Vincent gave him an evil glare. `You evil, evil, EVIL little man'

”Do you want me to take your gag off? `Cause I will, all you have to do is say so.” Kadaj's eyes held laughter at the sight of Vincent trying to flip him off his stomach.

Kadaj moved to straddle Vince's hips and pushed down, halting the larger man attempts and he watched as the man's eyes rolls back at the pressure he was placing in a certain area. He felt a little poke at his butt and smirked.

”Oh Vinny, I had no idea this is what was keeping you silent!” he slid his butt over Vincent's hips again, and heard a gagged groan.

”Kwdaj twke thaw gwg owff” Vincent tried again. Kadaj could understand what Vince was say and all, but he wanted to play a bit, make the man shake with pleasure until he couldn't take the pressure anymore. Make him sweat and pant, make him feel what it was like to be the bitch for once (even if he didn't go all the way).

Kadaj ran a hand down Vince's chest, which was clear of he earlier garment. Soft leather gloves slid across smooth, creamy skin feeling the warmth and detail of each curve of Vincent's muscles. Kadaj slowly ran his hand back up Vince's chest and slide them behind his neck, and untied the gag.

Vincent rolled he's jaw with a crack. “God those thing hurt.”

”Awe poor baby, want Kaddy to kiss it better?” Kadaj smiled.

”It better be a damn good kiss,” Vincent said with a raise of his brow. Kadaj lowered his face close to Vincent.

”Oh?” he said against the man's pale lips, breath tickling them. Vincent replied with an “hmm” and watched as Kadaj's tongue came out to flick across his bottom lip. Vincent reached up to try and capture the boy's lips, but was denied as Kadaj pull back slightly. He tried again, only to be denied a second time.

”Oh for the love of… Kiss me already you twit” Vincent growled with a frown. Kadaj smirked at his lack of patience. Therefore, not to further piss the big guy off, Kadaj leaned down and placed an open mouth kiss on those pale lips. Vincent leaned up the best he could, opening his mouth wider for the meddling tongue that play and twisted with his. Kadaj fisted the mane of black hair; pulling Vincent's head up while giving him even more access to the man's hot a wonderful mouth. Kadaj brushed his tongue against the underside of his partners tongue with slow, alluring strokes. Both groaned at the feel of each other. Vincent pushed against the invading tongue, pushing it back into Kadaj's mouth while feeling around and sucking on the boy's lower lip. Kadaj slowly pulled back, panting softly.

”How was that?” he breathed out.

”It will do … for now…”

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”You shouldn't have untied those, Kadaj. Your going to get you just deserves now.” said Vincent with an amused smirk across his lips (lovely, hot lips might I add X3). Kadaj blushed under the red stare the he was getting. All he did was loosen one tie and the next thing he new he was on his back with a now free giant practically sitting on him. Kadaj pouted.

Damn.

Vincent held the boys hands above his head, not willing to them go.

”Play times over Kadaj, now it my turn.” A huskily whispered breath said into his ear.

Vincent slowly started to untie the strings on the front of the boy's top, pulling it open once it was untied. With a smirk, Vincent bent his head down to Kadaj's stomach and ran his tongue up the smooth skin, leaving a hot and wet trail behind it. A loud groan reached his ears as he moved his mouth over kadaj's pale nipple, biting it and watching as the boy withered. Satisfied with his reaction, Vincent placed open mouth kiss across his neck and to his ear, licking the shell of it and nipping at his ear lob. Kadaj shivered as heat rushed through his body, making him painfully aware of how much he needed the man above him.

”Vincent…Please…” Kadaj moaned softly.

Vincent blew into Kadaj's ear, making the boy shudder. “Please what?” He continued his torture on Kadaj's neck, biting, licking and sucking while sliding his free hand down the smooth body under him. His hand slid down a smooth thigh, to the knee, and back up. His hand stop right above Kadaj's aching problem, gently rubbing against it. The silver hair boy bit back a loud moan and whimpered.

”Tell me what you want Kadaj, and maybe I'll comply.” Vincent took a swollen lip between his teeth, pulling and nipping slightly. Giving in, Kadaj answered.

”Please… Fuck me…” he groaned.

Vincent smiled for once and kissed the boy, moving his tongue along with Kadaj's, while also rubbing his body against the smaller body. Both groaned at the friction.

”With pleasure.”

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”Ah! Vincent!”

The two fingers inside of him moved in slow circles, stretching him and adding pleasure. His dick ached enough, but this was making it ach more!

Vincent's free hand was playing with his thigh again, rubbing in small circles and squeezing every so often. Vincent's mouth was purposely avoiding his shaft, moving around it but not touching it.

It was frustrating him to hell.

And as if his prayers where answered, Kadaj felt Vincent's tongue run across the aching head. Moaning the man's name his hips moved up, wanting more. He was given another lick before the Vincent's hot mouth covered him. He gasped at the feeling.

Vincent's mouth moved up and down, his tongue drawing patterns. Kadaj's hands held the bed sheets for dear life as his eyes closed and he panted for air. His back arched when Vincent's nails dug into his thigh bringing him closer to the edge. Just as the pressure was about to be released, the mouth disappeared. Kadaj cried out in frustration. “You ass!”

'Hn' was his only reply before the sting and pressure of Vincent's member slowly entered him.

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”Fuck!” he cursed. “Dammit Kadaj, your always so damn tight!”

”Shut up! I am not!” a small voice answered.

Vincent gritted his teeth at the tightness the squeezed around him. He pushed into the heated hole further, groaning deep and loud as Kadaj shaked at the built up pressure in his loins. Vincent pulled out, adding to the friction, and the push back in harder.

”Vince…” Kadaj panted. “Again”

Vincent grunted while picking up the pace a little. His strokes where long and hard, but slow and smooth. Kadaj's legs came up to grasp Vincent's waist holding him close and the dark haired man used his arm to brace himself while he continued to move, his other hand sliding over Kadaj's slick cock, which was throbbing. Kadaj could not breathe. The heat was killing him and his body was covered in a light sheet of sweat. He was close; the pressure was building higher, the throbbing more painful that his eyes started to water.

Vincent picked up the pace of his hand. He wanted to make him cum a least once before he did himself. “Almost” he grunted, moaning when Kadaj flexed his thighs tighter around his waist. Leaning down to lick the sensitive ear of his lover, Vincent whispered seductive word that caused the boy to cry out as he came. Hot liquid shot from the boy and onto his stomach, making him shudder. Vincent stopped his movements to give Kadaj a little breath, before he continued.

”I'm not through yet”

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Kadaj was reaching his limit for a second time, moaning and screaming and Vincent rammed into hard a quick from behind. This position was his favorite because Vincent never holds back.

Yazoo was lucky; his partner was dog by nature, since he was a dog demon. They made a very interesting couple because both of them weird quiet, stubborn, sarcastically dry and ruthless.

They got along fantastically.

Now was not the time.

Vincent was getting close to his breaking point.

His thrusts were rough and jerky and were sharp. Kadaj flexed his butt muscles loving the groan that Vincent let out. `So…close' both thought.

”Ah… kadaj…” Vincent called softly as he reached his max, moaning and shuddering. Kadaj shuddered as he came for a second time, sighing. Both stayed there for a few minutes, catching their breath.

”Vincent?” Kadaj asked.

”Hm?”

”Sleep?” he said trying to move away. Vincent pulled out with a groan. Then promptly plopped down on Kadaj squishing him to the bed, which needed to be cleaned now for the fifth time that week.

”Damn… your not light you know!” whined kadaj, pouting. Vincent cracked a red orb open.

”Hn and your short, your point?” Vincent rolled over onto his side, one arm under his pillow and head and the other pulling Kadaj's body close to his. Vincent felt as Kadaj threw a sheet over them, but didn't really move.

”I'm not short…your just too tall.” Came a pout.

”Go to sleep” Vincent mumbled, eyes closed and breathing even. Kadaj turned to his head to the side, glancing at Vincent.

”Happy anniversary Vinny.” Kadaj gave Vincent a soft kiss before closing his eyes, breathing become shallow and falling asleep.

Vincent smiled a rare smile and pulled Kadaj closer, soon joining Kadaj in the land of sleep.

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END!