Prompted: Breakup

"I'll give you ten dollars to make out with me."

"...there are a lot of ways to begin a conversation, but I can't say I expected that one."

"I'm breaking up with Jay. I've decided that being a lesbian is the easiest way out of the relationship."

"But...you're not a lesbian."

"That's why I need you to make out with me. Come on, he's sitting over there. No tongue."

"Surely he can't be so terrible that you need to look completely uninterested in the male gender to get away from him."

"I don't need to get away from him, I need to get him away from me. I never get anywhere in an argument with him! He's too convincing! That's why I need to make him want to break up. And that's why we need to make out before he leaves."

"Why can't you find a guy to make out with? I'm sure there'd be many who'd leap at the opportunity."

"But making out with another guy makes me look like a skank. Making out with a girl is just me getting in touch with my gayness."

"I...huh. That's...I don't think I can--mmph!"