Ranma's Got A Gun: Songfic

Ranma's Got A Gun

By Mari (A.K.A Maricc, Maric, Mar, Animeiac, and Anime-iac)

Sung by the Nermia cast

Disclaimer: the entire Ranma 1/2 casts are the (c) properties of Rumiko Takahashi. The song, "Janie's Got A Gun", is the © property of Aerosmith.

All Nermia Cast: Dum, dum, dum, Ranma what have you done. Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of my gun. Dum, dum, dum, Ranma what have you done. Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound... Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah....

Kasumi: Ranma's Got A Gun. Ranma's Got A Gun. His whole world's come undone from lookin' straight at the sun. What did Genma do? What did he put you through?

Nabiki: They say when Ranma was arrested they found him underneath a train. But man, Genma had it comin'! Now that Ranma's Got A Gun! He ain't never gonna be the same!

Ryoga: Ranma's Got A Gun. Ranma's Got A Gun. His dog day's just begun. Now everybody is on the run. Tell me now it's untrue. What did Genma do?

Nodaka: He took Ranma when he was a little bitty baby so he can be able to train! They say the curse that he was under! The one that can turn genders! Knew that it was the cause of his pain!

All Nermia Cast: Run away, run away from the pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away from the pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away, run, run away!

Akane: Ranma's Got A Gun. Ranma's Got A Gun. His dog day's just begun. Now everybody is on the run. What did Genma do? It's Ranma's last I.O.U.

Mousse: Ranma had to take Genma down easy and put a bullet in his brain! He said 'cause nobody believes me! The old man was alway been greedy! He ain't never gonna be the same!

All Nermia Cast: Run away, run away from the pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away, run, run away. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Run away, run away, run, run away.

Soun: Ranma's Got A Gun. Ranma's Got A Gun. Ranma's Got A Gun. Everybody is on the run.

All Nermia Cast: Ranma's Got A Gun. His dog day's just begun. Now everybody's on the run (Ukyo: Ranma, honey what's your problem?) 'Cause Ranma's Got A Gun (Nodaka: Tell me it ain't right.) Ranma's Got A Gun (Kasumi: Was it Genma's kidnappin'?) His dog day's just begun (Akane: That made you scream at night?) Ranma's Got A Gun. His dog day's just begun. Now everybody's on the run. Ranma's Got A Gun.