Ed gets conned into 'tying the knot' when Winry decides she wants to stay in Central to be by her grandmother while the old woman recuperates from a nasty fall. Chaos and misunderstanding ensues...

Ed get's himself in a spot, and a certain green haired homunculus may be his only way to escape. Story written on a binge of sugar and boredom.

*Alternate and plotless universe* Ed is back in Risembool for repairs, another dangerous happening he can't tell his mechanic about, and he hoped to keep it that way...