• HI I'M NEW

    flammingcorn
    Jul 11, 2014, 1:17:58 AM | 5 minutes

    HI EVERYBODY I'M NEW HERE AND I GUESS I SHOULD BLUH ABOUT MYSELF A LITTLE

     

    I'll even go off all caps for it. :U BTW, I randomly like to yell in all caps for gits and shiggles so you may or may not see a lot of that here. UM, anyway, here's the basics:

     

    - Name is Corn. Or, at least, that's what I go by online. I don't like telling my legal name, but my pen name is always nice to be called by. It's B. Roberts, BTW. The B can stand for Bee or Brooklyn, I'm fine with either. I also like the name Johnny so feel free to use it if you want too. UuU

     

    - I suppose the best term for me is genderfluid. My identity keeps changing, that is to say. I'm actually biologically female. However, sometimes I feel female, sometimes I don't. Sometimes I'm both genders or none at all. Any pronoun is fine by me! I won't be offended. C:

     

    - Because of this, I will draw myself pretty gender neutral. That is to say, no boobs. XD They do exist, and I don't bind them unless I'm cosplaying, but they're actually pretty small anyway and there's no real reason to draw them so I don't!

     

    - I'm asexual mostly, and go in between heteroromantic (based on my biological gender) and aromantic. I'm not against the idea of dating or romance, I'm just not pushing it. XD If I find someone, I will. If not, then I'm not bothered.

     

    - I'm not for any side politically, just whoever will do the best job at the time.

     

    - I'm more spiritual than religious, but lean toward Christian beliefs mostly.

     

    - Now forget those last two because discussing politics and/or religion is rude.

     

    - I like cartoons and watch a variety of animated shows and films. My main faves are classics, 80's-90's, and adult cartoons that aren't too distasteful or can at least make up for it by being well-written. Of the newer childrens' cartoons that exist today, I like Adventure Time, Regular Show, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. My favorite animated movies are The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Lion King, Wreck-It-Ralph, and The LEGO Movie. Yeah, I'm pretty big on Disney (more on the classic side though).

     

    - I draw influences from Looney Tunes, Ed Edd n Eddy, Codename: Kids Next Door, Invader Zim/Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Gorillaz (the character designs that is), and Scary Godmother (the comic). Some may be hard to see in my artwork, and that's understandable. I tend to think my artwork is mediocre at best and those cartoons/comics are far above mediocre!

     

    - BTW, my self esteem is poop so I'll probably put myself down a lot (you probably noticed). Most of this is probably just, but sometimes I'm harder on myself than usual.

     

    - I like to talk. You can probably tell! I meant for this to be short and it's not. Also, I have more to say...

     

    - I have annoying typing quirks like ALL CAPS at random and emoticons; mostly UuU, XD, and :U

     

    - I also tend to misspell things and my grammar isn't very good, but I'm trying to look through everything closely and correct what I can!

     

    - Other hobbies (besides drawing, haha) include reading, writing, and cosplaying. I've only cosplayed male characters at this point, but I have more females planned for the future! I'm also really into watching movies. My fave non-cartoon movies are Fargo, Inglourious Basterds, Reservoir Dogs, Little Miss Sunshine, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Edward Scissorhands, Hot Rod...uh, a bunch actually. I won't list them all in that case. XD

     

    - There is no genre I won't try! That goes for music, movies, books, anything! I'm really all over the place with my tastes. XD Especially music. While I prefer weird electronic stuff right now, I listen to literally EVERYTHING. The only things I don't really like are country, rap, and some forms of jazz. I'm still cool with those, though, I just like the others better. UuU

     

    - I'm basically the opposite of a vegetarian and really just eat meat and dairy. I get some fruit in there sometimes though. :U It's not a carb thing, either, because I like noodles. I just don't like most breads or vegetables.

     

    - I talk funny. I have a little boy voice and actually had people question my gender based on my voice alone. I also have a weird accent that is different depending on where you're from. Northerners say I sound southern, southerners say I don't southern (but never specify beyond that), and then a random few say I sound like various European countries. I think the weirdest I've ever gotten was Irish, Scottitsh, and Cockney. I really have no idea where they got those at all.

     

    - I live on a weird KY, TN, VA border, though technically I'm on the Kentucky side of all that. I go to Tennessee frequently for conventions.

     

    - I'M AN ADULT!

     

    - I really like cats

     

    - I also like having my arms

     

    OKAY I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW. I only said everything. :U Fff, if that wasn't enough for some reason, though, feel free to ask! I'm chatty as all get out and pretty much the only thing I won't tell you is my exact location (town name, etc.) and my legal first name, and probably not my middle name either. It depends on the situation. :I HAHAH, YEAH, I'LL ACTUALLY QUIT NOW...