Lolly's Life Sucks

Posted Jul 10, 2014, 11:06:46 PM UTC

Did I mention I have my own comic? :U Because I do. UuU

Actually, it's self published and has only sold about fifteen copies. XD So it's really nothing to whoop over. IT'S MY FIRST BIG ACCOMPLISHMENT, THOUGH, SO I'M PROUD DAMMIT.

With that out of the way, I guess I'll explain what it's about if I can. Seriously, I don't even know. That is probably not a good sales pitch...but here goes: Basically it takes place in a world where everyone has objects instead of heads. It's still Earth or whatever I guess, but no one has real heads. Even the animals and dolls and stuff have object heads. The main character is a lollipop named Lolly who's kind of a pessimistic asshole. His biggest want in life is to find a partner (he's bisexual, but he leans more toward women). Meanwhile, his dad is working for the city's richest entrepreneur, Richard Finkelstein. He's the wine bottle there. Because Lolly's dad is working so hard to pick up the messes Richard makes when he's drunk (which is always), Richard has taken a liking to Lolly himself. He invites him to his swanky parties and basically tries to hook Lolly up.

There's a bunch of other stuff going on too, like a BDSM obsessed security guard with a camera for a head who thinks of himself as Lolly's best friend, and a prophet of doom with a gas mask for a head (yes, his head IS the gas mask) who wants to take Richard down before Richard takes down the city with his escapades. There's also a side plot thing between Lolly's bitchy candy corn headed cousin, Mitch, and Richard's bastard son, Paxton (who is vodka, BTW). Actually, there's just a whole bunch going on in general.

It all ties together eventually though. :U It's gonna be eight issues and I'm REALLY EXCITED to see what it'll look like when I'm done. XD Until then, issue one is ready for sell right now with issue two soon to follow. Obviously, it's not for kids despite it's fluffy cover here. The mature rating is mostly for language and innuendo, but it's still something to consider I guess. UuU *shameless plugs everywhere*

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